1) I remember passwords mostly only through muscle memory
2) I believe humans are an experiment ran by Aliens
3) I'll only have cornflakes if they're prepared in a particular way: milk halfway up, poured from the side
4) I believed mermaids were real after watching two fictional documentaries about them
5) It's strictly forbidden to feed me when I've had too much to drink, you'll end up having to carry me home
6) I invented a 'Can you imagine?' game where my brain runs wild on things like 'Can you imagine nipples having independent lives?!'
7) My purse is a dungeon of receipts
8) Whenever I go grocery shopping everything in my shopping bags needs to be neatly stacked and organised or I'm not, under any circumstances, leaving the supermarket
9) It is very possible for me to zone out in the middle of a conversation
10) Your footwear choices reveal to me who you are as a person, it's one of my special talents, beware!